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« on: May 19, 2013, 06:16:07 PM »




How Old Retired Folks
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn-out tires.

So Kate called him a "shit head".
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home!


It's important at our age to find ways to make life interesting so we try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
Thats why we always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers!










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