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Topics of Interest => Just For Laughs => Topic started by: Victor Laslow on February 13, 2013, 01:51:20 PM

Post by: Victor Laslow on February 13, 2013, 01:51:20 PM
From an Email



While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said,

"Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him,

"what is a post turtle?"

The old rancher said,
"When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
he's elevated beyond his ability to function
and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with." 

Best explanation I've heard yet.