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Title: A Last Request
Post by: Victor Laslow on September 04, 2018, 04:33:06 PM
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A Last Request

A father told each of his 3 sons as he sent them off to college,
“I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education,
and you do not owe me anything for that.
I want you to appreciate it.
As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.
And so it happened.
His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner,
each very successful financially.
When their father's time had come,
and they saw their father in the coffin,
they remembered his wish.
the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.
it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn.
He reached into his pocket, took out his checkbook,
wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin,
and took the $2,000 cash.
The lawyer is now running for Congress in your district.